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CloseA deep dive rockumentary tale in the vein of "Some Kind of Monster" and "This is Spinal Tap" exploring what happened after the music stopped for Cold Slither, the fake band created by Cobra to take over the world. It's been years since the massive hit "Cold Slither," by the band Cold Slither, swept America. And sure, the paramilitary G. I. Joe stomped in and ruined the band's greatest (and only) concert. And yeah, they broke up the band too. But an album as great as "Cold Slither" wouldn't just go quietly into the night. With the rise of social media and streaming platforms, the hit single got a second life and millions of new fans. With subtle mind-controlling signals worked into the algorithm that would surely make Facebook, TikTok, and YouTube jealous... well... Cobra won.